February 2012
17 posts
Anonymous asked: Will you please serenade me?
Feb 26th
2 notes
1 tag
Feb 26th
18 notes
Important Update:
Wes (my boyfriend…I really detest having to continuously use that label…it makes me feel like he’s a label, not a real person. So from now on, I’m just going to refer to him by name) got P90x2 randomly in the mail from his parents yesterday. So we’re starting that Monday. It came with this crazy balance ball thing and one week’s worth of chocolate Shakeology...
Feb 25th
11 notes
Feb 24th
2,114 notes
4 tags
Feb 21st
5 notes
1 tag
Feb 18th
10 notes
Making dinner for your boyfriend's family isn't...
It’s just my way of saying (a very belated) thanks for the more-than-generous graduation and christmas gifts they gave me after meeting me only once. They’re in town for the weekend and I volunteered to make dinner for all of us. At first I was super excited, because you all know how much I love to cook. Then I got nervous, because what if it sucks? Or I mess something up? I decided to...
Feb 18th
16 notes
1 tag
xvxavier: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex. ALLA DIS.
Feb 16th
11,745 notes
3 tags
Unpopular opinion
Darius Rucker circa Hootie & The Blowfish > Darius Rucker circa today. Sorry man. Hootie hater comments not welcome.
Feb 16th
19 notes
4 tags
Feb 16th
13 notes
1 tag
When I see funny screen shots of Siri conversations, I paint a picture in my head of that person saying those things out loud to their phone, and it is always funny and awesome. Thank you.
Feb 12th
6 notes
3 tags
Feb 11th
23 notes
1 tag
Feb 10th
15 notes
4 tags
Feb 8th
36 notes
3 tags
Hey, Austin.
My mom’s coming into town tomorrow for a conference and I want to take her to do something cool in the eveningtimes. This will include eating. And maybe some drinking. If you know any cool Wednesday night places…or any night places (that aren’t too pricy), please hit me with your best shot. Pat Benatar style. Speaking of Austin, I’m ~99.6% sure I’ll be an official...
Feb 7th
7 notes
2 tags
Feb 6th
17 notes
3 tags
Got asked to prom today by one of the cooks at...
Whilst getting some lemons from the walk-in fridge. He doesn’t even go to school. It was funny. The people I work with are funny. P.S. Work? Keeping me super. way. busy. But if it means makin’ that $$PAPER$$ then I can’t really complain. But yeah, I’m still alive! Blogging terribly, but definitely very alive. Go Giants?
Feb 5th
12 notes
January 2012
41 posts
5 tags
Questions re: food things.
barbieisfat asked: On your spaghetti squash recipe, you said you made a sauce out of laughing cow cheese and nonfat milk. How exactly did you make it? The “sauce” is so easy, it literally hurts. I threw two wedges of laughing cow cheese In a microwaveable bowl (or measuring cup, if you wish) and heated them for about 30 seconds. Then I mashed them with a fork, added some of the...
Jan 31st
2 notes
2 tags
Jan 27th
1 tag
Drinks & Skyrim with my boo.
If life is any better than this, please tell me. Thanks.
Jan 26th
2 tags
Jan 25th
21 notes
3 tags
Just finished my first book on my Kindle.
Sara Gruen - Water For Elephants. I never saw the movie, but heard the book was excellent so I bought it. It’s definitely a love story but I really liked the imagery that Gruen used and I also liked the way she told the story of Jacob Jankowski (switching between the present and the past). An entertaining read and a good story, for sure. Additionally, I love my kindle. I LOVE MY KINDLE....
Jan 24th
23 notes
2 tags
Jan 24th
14 notes
1 tag
How do you convince yourself that you are a good...
Soul-bearing time, y’all. I have, for as long as I can remember, lived my life very cautiously. Of course there have been little moments here and there where I’ve thrown that caution to the wind, but for the most part I always play it safe. I don’t know how or when this started, but it has manifested itself into this way of living that I have grown absolutely tired of. I live...
Jan 23rd
1 tag
Jan 20th
6 notes
1 tag
Jan 18th
2 tags
'Lavender' in Spanish is 'Lavanda'.
All I can hear in my head is Christopher Walken trying to say ‘Lavender’.
Jan 18th
15 notes
3 tags
Because it's Wednesday.
Meow.
Jan 18th
4 tags
Jan 18th
1 tag
Jan 18th
11 notes
1 tag
becomingafitty asked: So I couldn't leave without saying ---- it's probably a compliment (or just illustrates my sore lack of social life) to admit that I've been on your blog for at least the last hour and a half straight. Got to page 138 before my eyes started to go weird and I realized that seeing double of your blog - however lovely - was probably a sign I should leave the computer. Congrats on the...
Jan 18th
7 notes
2 tags
THIS JUST IN:
Not working out for ~1 month + eating all the holiday things will = 1 seriously rough day back at the gym. We’re talking “how did I ever work out for more than ten minutes EVER BEFORE” serious. But you know what? I did this befo’, and I’m gonna do it again.  Easing back into it with 35 minutes on the Cybex Arc trainer and a leisurely ~1-1.5 hour hike/walk with my...
Jan 17th
40 notes
3 tags
Jan 17th
20 notes
Jan 15th
86,164 notes
2 tags
Jan 14th
3 tags
Jan 14th
14 notes
3 tags
Jan 11th
32 notes
2 tags
Fantasizing about selling a considerable chunk of...
Who’s in? There’s gotta be a market for this.
Jan 8th
28 notes
3 tags
Jan 8th
21 notes
3 tags
Jan 7th
31 notes
3 tags
Jan 6th
3 tags
weheartit = we hear tit
Right, or right?
Jan 6th
14 notes
1 tag
Today, in "things that pissed me off":
Okay, y’all. I don’t like to get down and dirty and/or catty on the Internet, and I know this is really mild, but I saw this girl’s retweet of an ignorant guy making comments about gym newcomers and got real hyphy. Then, she had the gall to call me ‘snarky’ ? I mean, yeah. Maybe I was being a little snarky but damn, girl…you shouldn’t have retweeted...
Jan 6th
24 notes
4 tags
Jan 5th
9 notes
3 tags
Jan 5th
25 notes
1 tag
Had a dream that I was roommates with someone from...
These are normal things, right?
Jan 5th
42 notes
2 tags
Jan 5th
22 notes
Anonymous asked: They broke up a long time ago, get with it! ;) What is your twitter username?
Jan 5th
3 tags
Thinking about taking a crack at this "Intuitive...
I’ve done some reading (see also: wikipedia), and from what I gather, Intuitive Eating is exactly what I was doing when I very first started losing weight. I was conscious of the things I was putting into my body, but I was not overly meticulous about each calorie consumed. I don’t know, you guys. I feel like I’ve tried and succeeded with both. Calorie counting worked, intuitive...
Jan 5th
2 tags
Jan 5th
8 notes